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UNBELIEVEABLE, BUT A PAGE TURNERTurner Colson is a man mountain at around 7 tall and weighing in at 300lbs He s a member of an MC, he never ever speaks to anyone, his choice Without giving too much away, he sees Georgia Pine at his MC s clubhouse and immediately decides she s for him Georgia is a lawyer, her father is also a lawyer and is affiliated to the club.Turner kidnaps Georgia, of course she s furious But Turner is determined to keep her Permanently She apparently is the only person he is prepared to speak to As the story moves along it becomes and outrageous Turner is a millionaire and has a whole arsenal of gadgets including a talking computer in his RV It s all very James Bond ish There are so many laugh out loud moments in this, the two lead characters are almost like a double act.First read for me by this author, did I like it, well it made me laugh a lot It was certainly different I debated between 3 and 4 stars but plumped for 4 in the end, mainly for the entertainment value. 4 1 2 stars When Turner saw Georgia he knew he wanted her so he took her and put her on his bike and left Georgia was terrified of Turner he was big and mean but after some time with him she starts to see a different side to Turner and she s no longer being held against her will but enjoying spending time with a men who never spoke to anyone but talks to her all the time As Turner and Georgia s relationship grows they live the life of bikers till his brother see s bruises on Georgia and mistakes them for abuse Now Turner will have to answer to what people think he has done to Georgia This was a great story of two people falling in love and growing into better people Turner was the perfect anti hero in the beginning of this book and grew into a wonderful man who would and did anything to protect the woman he loved and to make her happy Turner needed Georgia to live and wasn t afraid to tell her that He was possessive, strong, rough around the edges, smart and a great hero This is the second book in this series and I can t wait for the rest of this series Reese Madison has a wonderful voice in these books and the insight she writes into the life of a motorcycle gang was so fascinating I read through this book in no time I can t wait for book three [Free Kindle] ♫ Daunting Turns (Colson Brothers, #2) ♴ Turner Colson Is One Of The Bigger Colson Brothers He Lives Off The Land Bouncing From Chapter To Chapter As He S Needed He S A Mute By Choice, And Demands Privacy When Possible, Which Is Why He Prefers The Solitude Of The Colorado Mountains If He S Not WorkingGeorgia Pine Is A Very Young And Prominent Lawyer Who S Career Just Took A Nasty Turn Because Of A Lying Client One Bad Day Sent Her To The Clubhouse For A Good Drunk To Drown Her Anger And Disappointment Little Does She Know The Biggest Meanest Man To Walk The Earth Is Slowly Falling In Love With Her As He Watches Her Across The Bar What I choose to do, is none of your concern I earned you, you re mine now Obey me, or you ll find pain you never knew existed under my hand He warned in that same low monotone voice with a sprinkling of anger on top You belong to me now Are you on birth control If I say no, will you let me go No He lifted up and I felt him doing something behind me When he came back he showed me a condom But if you re not, and this breaks, you ll find yourself on the doorstep of an abortion clinic He pulled himself free and sat next to me taking his shirt off He used it to clean up his mess You ll do the wash I ll show you what to do Defy me in any way, and I fuck you until you scream Talk back to me, and I ll wash your mouth out with my cock You d really kill me Yes He assured me, and I believed him I had to look to make sure it was still there when he moved down to my stomach You like to inflict pain Yes He said lifting my right leg and ducking under He set his chin on my patch and waited for me to look at him I m getting too old for whores and one night stands I don t date, and I don t need any bullshit I need sex, the way I want it, and I need a woman who does what I tell her, when I tell her And you think that s me If it s not, I ll kill you and find another Don t make me do that You have a nice tight pussy Miss Pine, I look forward to breaking you in Good God It s only 16% o.O I m sick of skinny bitches You need to eat, put some fat and muscle on those bones Let s go. Bad grammar, missing punctuation, unbelievable characters and story line This book was bad bad bad Sorry I wish I had better things to say. Unbelievable characters A guy who can talk but wouldn t I understand that, but not sometimes to the point of answering like an actual mute He didn t even seem like a man who would prefer being silent his thought process was too forward and arrogant to convince me he was the man writer wanted reader to believe.Now the girl woman Georgia She was said and showed to be confident, forthright woman of 32 She is a LAWYER, who is brave enough to grab a guy s balls in a club full of people HOW in BLAZES can a woman like that let herself be treated so flimsily The author s writing wasn t that great either. 2.5Umthis book was all over the place The main guy was too Neanderthal for my liking Some editing issues but just didn t feel the story Oh well. In my head, I ve renamed this book Ridiculous Turns, or in honor of the great Kristen Ashley I ll also think of it as Motorcycle He Man I usually finish books even if they kinda suck, but this book flat out blew I mean, I have finished some pretty shitty books.But I can t read a book that switches from past tense to present tense from one sentence to the next This wasn t the random editing error, this was something that happened several times on one page alone, pretty much every pageBesides a mute by choice hero and a crass raunchy heroine aren t my thing.UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE Okay, Okay I went back and finished the book because it s a pet peeve of mine to leave a book unfinished And it s so wonderfully retarded I m actually glad I read it to the ridiculous end OUR HERO He s a giant over seven feet tall whose father a former MC prez paid a woman A scientist perhaps It s never made clear about 50 years ago yeah, that would be the 1960s to create a drug that would ensure that his wife and any other women he procreated with would birth ginormous babies I guess he wanted an army of biker Titans or something, cause, you know, that would be really cool Unfortunately the drug his father forced his mother to take to create his own Incredible Hulks made it so our poor hero cannot feel any pain or pleasure He doesn t get pleasure from even sex although he loves having it all the time for whatever reason But, alas, it s a miracle After an entire lifetime of not being able to feel pain or pleasure our heroine has cured him Just cause there is no explanation beyond this He can now feel pain and pleasure with her and only her, though I m thinking he should maybe conduct a scientific study and test this theory with Stacy s girls aka the club whores.Also, our over seven feet tall and 350 pound hero is mute because he wants to be, but thank god he eventually exercises his vocal cords for our heroine s benefit A lot of the time it s to threaten to kill her if she pisses him off or talk about breaking her in real good until she s his submissive And, yeah, he s in a hardcore motorcycle club, which is the equivalent for a white man of being a Blood or Crypt, but somehow and some miraculous way he manages to be a former police officer, FBI agent and drum roll please CIA agent Maybe the CIA wouldn t mind hiring criminals, but that would be a big No No for the FBI and any police department OUR HEROINE There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere in her supposedly law school educated brain Perhaps she got her diploma online Hers were a series of random thoughts that could be attributed to the not fully developed brain of a 13 year old BUT THE BESTEST ABSOLUTE MOST FASCINATING PART OF THIS NOVEL Well, Turner and one of his MC brothers I think the guy was literally a blood related brother also developed the world s most advanced artificial intelligence You got that right, screw scientists of Stephen Hawking s caliber Leave it to bikers to create the future in technology Daisy, the AI program that Turner created and installed on an RV, you got it right again, he installed this super advanced technology on a Recreational Vehicle would give C 3PO, Johnny Five, Max from Flight of the Navigator and Hal 9000 from 2001 A Space Odyssey a run for their money Think the Red Queen from Resident Evil but without the hologram function and there you go, you have Daisy the RV supercomputer Enough of the use of movie reference to ridicule this book.On a final technical note At some points the author even used both past and present tense in the same sentence Not good But I got used to this and was able to keep from being distracted by it most of the time On a final hero related note Tall, muscled heroes are hot, but I m not so sure about the over 7 feet tall thing and 350 pounds It s a little too Andre the Giant for me Also, I saw ZZ Top in concert when they opened for Aerosmith and describing the hero as looking like a younger member of ZZ Top though our hero was 48 years old, so obviously not that much younger is not hot I don t dig the super overly long beard look Though it may make for some interesting oral sex for the heroine.Now, when this book was a DNF it got one star from me, but at its conclusion, with supercomputers and super DNA involved that gave me a good laugh, I m bumping this gem up to a whole 2 stars Let me leave you with one final insight into the minds of Georgia and Turner Georgia Yeah, I don t feel like being a lawyer any I just wanna have sex with my old man Yep, that s about it Turner I like hurting you my love and I ll kill you if you ever betray me my love but I won t bruise you any my love because you re curing that need but I m gonna still need you on your knees as my good submissive old lady my love Notice that I didn t use commas where I should have It s because the author did this repeatedly and I m choosing to follow her example in both that and the excessive use of my love This book was full of crazy sauce but was also oddly readable in a train wreck fashion but I still couldn t give it than 1.5 stars.Recap of the crazy sauce The hero is huge, 7 and 350 lbs He is super human because his father wanted to create some big strapping sons so he got someone to make him a magical drug cocktail that he fed to the various women he knocked up Not sure why the motorcycle club dad needed super huge babies but ok we will go with it The hero is mute most of the time by choice He just doesn t talk to people but of course he talks to the heroine The hero basically kidnaps the heroine from a biker bar because he decides she is the one for him after watching her for a few hours He takes her, throws her on his bike then takes her up in the mountains to live off the land while he teaches her to submit to him Huh He sweet talks her by telling her she will do everything he says, take all the abuse his dishes out because he likes to hurt women and if she doesn t like it he will kill her And she LOVES it Of course these two crazy kids fall for each other how could she resist Oh yeah, turns out she is just like Rambo and can stalk and kill deer and rabbits with just a knife Pretty good for a lawyer huh Oh and we find out later she is a super computer hacker Yeah but can she cook yes Of course So once she has declared she was his old lady, he takes her to his huge log cabin in the woods that no one knows about, of course after he stores his bike in a handy underground bunker He somehow built the huge house from scratch and has two random people live there who take care of him Whatever, time for the next batch of crazy they are called by his motorcycle club to go pick up two people on the run Ok they just jump into his magical RV with a super computer that is basically artificial intelligence Because if that type of technology was available, of course you would put it in an RV Then we get treated to a strange trip around the country while they save these two people, the leads have crazy sex, and the super computer on the RV drives them around by herself it s a girl computer Of course our massive hero has a massive member that sounds like of a torture device than a pleasure member And he starts bruising her all over because he likes it Then for the next batch of crazy, we go to his motorcycle club where the members beat the shit out of him because it looks like he is beating her seriously what the hell was he doing to her and how bad did she look She declares her love for him but it turns out he liked getting the shit kicked out of him so happy ending all around Whew, almost finished now, the leads fight for awhile then finally decide to get hitched but will never have any babies because he is a freak of nature Oh yeah I forgot the hero was a cop, in every branch of the military including the SEALS, the CIA, the FBI when did he ever sleep Jack of all trades I guess.I think my review makes about as much sense as the book which is not much So, I never would ve known about this book without reading my GR friend s, Melissa, review It is sooo hilariousyou must read it even with all that, I just couldn t resist reading it It wasn t too bad I think it was because of Melissa s review that I went in being prepared and not horrified.What s even worse is that everything that Melissa pointed out is true and it s sooo ridiculous that it s just funny But sadly, everything is not funny A lot of parts are just badand grossPlus the warm blood always smells so good to me Don t ask me why, but I love raw fish, rare meat, and the smell of fresh blood There s something magnetic about the rawness of it allThat was after she single handedly killed a full grown deer with a knife Then gutted it and mounted it s headWTH Oh and we can t forget that she also killed a rabbit with the same knifethrowing it so spot on that it sliced it s head right off What s really funny about those scenes is after that, Turner seems almost afraid of herWhat are you Some kind of cavewoman So, a little background in case you don t read Melissa s review Motorcycle gang member, Turner, who is huge due to his father secretly giving his wife and other women fertility drugs to make tall and huge babies, sees Georgia one night in their club bar and decides to kidnap her and make her his old lady whether she likes it or not.He takes her to his property where they camp out and live off the land hence the deer rabbit All the while he starts prepping her sexually since he is huge and has to work her up to accept him ANDhe likes BDSM Her goodies were sooo happy Get used to hearing about her goodiesthe author likes to use that term A LOT I won t go into the rest of the story because, again, it s just sooo ridiculous but what I will say is that the beginning IS THE BEST PART Yep, you heard that rightdon t say I didn t warn you I wish the ridiculousness was the only thing that bothered me but it s not Unsurprisingly, there are a few other things The way the author writes conversation is so weird The speech is halting and just didn t flow smoothly The overuse of question marks I guess one is not enough , and then when someone is interruptedThe line just stops I just felt like I was always missing something But the best part about this book is Daisy I love Daisy and I want one Anyway, if you like motorcycle club books, I really wouldn t recommend this one This is no Deuce, no Horse and definitely no Tack But if you want a good laugh, by all means, read onit s a really quick read Favorite quotes You have some kind of voodoo over me woman He came deep and I swear my kidney moved Seriously