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I am surprised by how many bad reviews this book has received here on goodreads Yes, the movie version is very loosely based on this book, so don t come looking for that story here And yes, it is a memoir and not a novel And yes, Mayes is a privileged woman who has earned the ability to buy a decrepit villa in Tuscany as a second home, renovate it and furnish it So Who hasn t dreamed of doing just that I thoroughly enjoyed her descriptions of the renovation process, the land, the people, the ancient history of the area and oh, the food Thank goodness she has included a few recipes to try. At 66 pages in, I m throwing in the towel.Somewhere around the age of 22 or 23, I decided I was done with library books Now, don t get me wrong, I love and appreciate libraries I became a reader because of access to wonderful libraries But, as an adult, I m OCD enough not to enjoy the concept of library books Wondering how many people read them while on the toilet, encountering books that smelled like ash trays, finding potato chip crumbs wedged between pages 32 and 33, encountering a sticky cover, or, dear God, whose hair is that these are all things that would give me a nervous twitch for days Add to that a county library that seemed unaware of the existence of authors other than Nicholas Sparks, Norah Roberts, James Patterson, and John Grisham, well, the choice was clear I had to buy my own books.The thing is, I was so punchdrunk giddy with the idea of buying my own books and not being limited to what was on the library shelves that I was pretty damn bad at it in the beginning I bought anything and everything that struck my fancy Part of this was also because I was willing to see if I was the kind of person who would like these books that I didn t have access to previously A book about a woman moving to sun drenched Italy and finding herself Why not Maybe I m the kind of person who could like that My shelves are still filled with secret shames I acquired in those heady days of biblio freedom Let s just say that, today, I am not the kind of person who would ever pick this book up Under the Tuscan Sun is not a bad book It s just not a me book As far as I can tell, here is the basic premise 1 Frances and Ed search all of Italy for the perfect summer house and have terrible trouble finding the place that s meant for them talk about rich people problems, eh 2 Frances and Ed buy the house that speaks to them and apparently the house is saying, Freeze Gimme all your money and no one gets hurt Because this house needs some serious work.3 Frances and Ed perpetually need or get permits, contracts, money wires, and estimates for the bajillion and one things that need to be fixed Every time the expense is exorbitant, but, before one can feel sorry for them, they scrape together the money needed with seemingly minimal effort It s kind of like the movie The Money Pit with Tom Hanks and Shelly Long only this time I was kind of rooting for the house 4 Frances and Ed make a quaint little discovery on their property Isn t Italy wonderful 5 Something else goes wrong with the house Stick it to em, house 6 Frances cooks something It s always Italian It always has fresh ingredients It is always fabulous.It reads like a well written, but repetitive and ultimately uninteresting diary.Now, again, I did not finish reading the book, but skimmed through it enough to feel fairly assured that nothing new was ever going to happen Other reviews reaffirmed this belief, so I do not feel compelled to read further Had this been a travel article, I probably would have been intrigued but I just can t do another 240 pages of this And so, Under the Tuscan Sun, ciao I m off to sunnier literary climes.Cross posted at This Insignificant Cinder #EPUB ê Under the Tuscan Sun æ An Enchanting And Lyrical Look At The Life, The Traditions, And The Cuisine Of Tuscany, In The Spirit Of Peter Mayle S A Year In Provence Frances Mayes Entered A Wondrous New World When She Began Restoring An Abandoned Villa In The Spectacular Tuscan Countryside There Were Unexpected Treasures At Every Turn Faded Frescos Beneath The Whitewash In Her Dining Room, A Vineyard Under Wildly Overgrown Brambles In The Garden, And, In The Nearby Hill Towns, Vibrant Markets And Delightful People In Under The Tuscan Sun, She Brings The Lyrical Voice Of A Poet, The Eye Of A Seasoned Traveler, And The Discerning Palate Of A Cook And Food Writer To Invite Readers To Explore The Pleasures Of Italian Life And To Feast At Her Table I need to preface this by saying that had this book been anything less than a monster success, I wouldn t trash it But for the life of me, I can t understand why it s so popular What if she had written about remodeling a house in North Dakota Would that be interesting Of course not, so why are the tedious details of doing the same in Italy any different This book has about as much to do with Italy as it does with North Dakota. The movie is even worse if that is possible.I had some friends come to visit me here in Spain and one of them was reading this book I had read it before and thought very little of it As I am now in the middle of editing my own travel book about Spain I practically yanked this away from them to reread I have to say that my first impression of Under the Tuscan Sun was accurate As I edit my book about life in Spain I am a little worried about what I feel to be a lack of structure and focus in what I have written After rereading this book my work seems like a textbook example of structure She just seems to comment randomly about her rather privileged life in Italy This book should serve as how not to write It s truly ghastly writing at every step without a hint of insight to be found anywhere.This thing is like The Da Vinci Code of travel memoirs, or whatever the hell you want to call it She is not as clumsy a writer as Dan Brown I refer to the immense popularity of this book I just don t get it I just don t see why it is that we all have to be reading the same book I suppose that this is how the publishing industry works They would much rather force one book down our collective throats than to print and market a series of books better suited for a range of tastes I guess they find this sort of book to be inoffensive enough to cover a wide range of readers who are looking for a book about living in Italy A interesting take on this subject would be a lot riskier Just an anecdotal observation on my part but in travel memoirs when writers don t speak the local language very well they litter their writing in English with foreign words The only time you should use a foreign word is when there is no English equivalent and even then only sparingly I d wager that her Italian is pretty lousy For me this book is creative writing gone bad, and isn t all creative writing just writing gone bad If you removed all of the adjectives and adverbs the book would be about ten pages long.I never felt like reading of this no matter where I was in the narrative As far as the premise to the book, I really couldn t care less about some prosperous couple s work they are doing on an Italian country estate I don t know why this sort of story is so appealing to American readers All of the home improvement narrative had little or nothing to do with Italy One of the most important things to learn about life in Europe is how their cities work at least this is one of the most important things that I ve learned in my years in Spain A country house is for locals who are fed up with life in the city It will take me many years to reach this stage of assimilation Being isolated on your Italian country estate doesn t have much to do with Italy She probably went weeks without ever speaking to an Italian that wasn t among her service employees Every noun is propped up by a description, as if nothing is able to stand on its own The Italians in the book come across as mere stereotypes I m surprised I didn t read about Guiseppe, the old organ grinder with his monkey For a woman who has spent a lot of time in the country, she has precious few insights about what life is like in that country other than her rather untraditional versions of Italian recipes On the back cover of the book they say that the author is a gourmet cook The first thing that came to my mind was that she may have qualified as a gourmet cook in America back when the book was first published but among the Italians she probably rates somewhere in the bottom middle of household hash slingers From her recipes I didn t get the impression that she was creating any miracles in the kitchen This isn t trying to take anything away from her skills, it s just that in Mediterranean countries the bar for culinary prowess has been raised rather high Like being a distance runner in Kenya, to be considered an above average cook in this region of the world you have to be truly remarkable Judging by the heavenly cooking smells wafting into the stairwell of my small building in Valencia it seems that really good cooks aren t exactly a rare commodity.I suppose people are in love with the idea of moving to a country estate in Tuscany and nothing else really matters I just couldn t give a shit about her petty bourgeois issues with restoring a country home For me it s just a load of really uninteresting gibberish, like someone recounting a dream The author revealed few truly insightful observations about Italy or Italian life I doubt that she learned much Italian in all of her time spent there As she is a university writing professor she writes in the clunky college professor manner that has shaped and destroyed so much American writing This just seems like it appeals to the fanny pack wearing crowd of international travel, the folks who read those awful yuppie travel magazines, keep their cash in a money belt, and see travel as nothing than a shopping opportunity I d like to set the author of this book up on a blind date with the guy who wrote the awful A Year in Provence.I just noticed that this same author has a follow up book to Under the Tuscan Sun with the sub heading Journeys of a Passionate Traveler I think I need to throw up a little bit First of all, you can t call something a journey if you use a credit card Secondly, what the hell is a passionate traveler Is that like when they do a porno movie on a desert island or you have sex in the bathroom of a train It s like those cooking shows for people who love to eat Are there people who don t like to eat A passionate traveler I just couldn t get past the title of this book to find out what she is talking about I seriously doubt that she has written a single thing of interest before Under the Tuscan Sun came out even though she taught creative writing Has anyone who teaches creative writing ever written anything interesting Wanting to learn about all things Italian was the reason I picked this book I started it as an audio book But even as a listen while being a prisoner on the highway, I had to stop after the first CD Her out of touch with reality pinings about her problems encountered when buying a home in Italy who in the world can afford this in the first place grated Hearing that one of the primary joys of her Italy travels was buying shoes, was a major clue that this was not a book for me Then when she mentions sitting out at her new home and hearing the WHIRR of an owl flying close overhead I knew I wanted to spend no time in her description of Italy Owls are silent You DO NOT hear the whirr of this bird of prey s wings If she is making up something this simple, what else is fantasy I was hoping to learn about Italy, not hear her interpretation of what Italy should be So I ejected the disk and put the book away Silence won out over a pampered, middle aged woman s whimsical ramblings. It s not fair that some people get to live like this she said, throwing the book down on her unwashed, non authentic linoleum floor A wonderful companion that willing does chores, looks good without his shirt, never argues, likes to travel cash to buy and then renovate a villa in Tuscany where you live every summer and at Christmas and bottle your own olive oil from your own trees have tons of flowers, fruit trees and terraces with lounge chairs find Etruscan stones in your back yard have a fabulous job as the head of the Humanities department at a major University in San Francisco when you are not in Tuscany interesting and famous literary friends still look good in a sun dress and gladiator sandals have a movie made about your life staring Diane Ladd which is really nothing like the book, by the way and speak Italian with a charming southern accent It s not fair It s not fair Later, that night, she crawled under the table and retrieved it, determined to try one of those recipes, included in the book, for Chicken with Chickpeas, Garlic, Tomatoes, and Thyme. I first heard about this story when the film version was being hyped For some reason I never bothered to view it, perhaps because it appeared amidst other seemingly trite films that did not interest me However I found this copy in the used library bookstore and from the inside cover description I realized that it s subject matter greatly interested me Frances Mayes Under the Tuscan Sun, At Home in Italy is her personal account of a life shifting and settling in the landscape of the Italian countryside But it is than a merely picturesque recounting of her experiences, her story has many layers that together recall that sense of nostalgia that can only be found in the true sweetness of memory The smells and sounds that create that subtle ache for the events and experiences that in remembering achieve their deepest meaning Her life undone becomes her greatest practice of living in the now.It gives me joy to accompany her on this path through her own poetic journaling and to read beneath and in between her words the discovery of a life deconstructed along with her old farmhouse which like her is being reborn through years of neglect.May she and all of us continue to learn to live creating the lives we desire with plenty of local grown food, wine and personal harvest Frances Mayes bought a neglected villa in the Tuscan town of Cortona The house was called Bramasole , meaning yearning for the sun , and the sunshine and warmth of Italy comes shining through Mayes enthusiastic descriptions.One gets a sense that Mayes is being reborn After a midlife divorce, she is in a relationship with her future husband, Ed The two poets both have demanding jobs as the heads of creative writing departments in their California universities Both worked hard, along with Italian craftsmen, renovating the house in Tuscany during their summer and mid winter breaks They fell in love with the Italian culture, pace of life, and food.The sense of time is so different in Tuscany with their villa surrounded by fascinating things from ancient times an Etruscan wall, a Roman road, old churches, and a nearby Medici fortress The walls of the old villa were thick slabs covered with plaster Various owners had added on rooms over the years so it was always a surprise to see what was under the last coat of plaster.The Tuscan food is simple, fresh, and picked when perfectly ripe Mayes descriptions of the food and wine are sensuous, and she included a few recipes Her tables are often topped with fresh flowers from the many gardens they planted.I enjoyed the book, but wished I had spread the reading out instead of reading it over three days since there is so much description The mood of the book is upbeat, joyous, and often humorous The Tuscan sun has definitely warmed up Mayes life 3.5 stars rounded up to 4 stars. I hear a lot of crap about how this book is silly, fluffy, boring, slow, unstructured, unserious I ve had three people now all men p tell me it s chicklit First of all, is that supposed to be an insult Second What Perhaps this all has something to do with how popular the book was and continues to be Regardless, don t let the naysayers dissuade you from giving it a try The writing is poetically beautiful, illuminating a place that is equally so Plenty of place writing does a disservice to the locations it tries to praise, but Mayes isn t just in love with Tuscany, she s also an astonishingly good writer, and she s sensitive to the fact that she is an outsider and therefore writes as one who does not know the culture She s constantly delighted with new discoveries, and she shares them in such a way that you can share them, too.The real genius here, though, is in the scope It s not all sweeping vistas and Renaissance churches in this telling Mayes transforms the details of daily life, and she considers big questions, too Food and drink, new friends and neighbors, the non human inhabitants of her house and land, the joys and frustrations of foreign gardening, the colors and textures and tastes daily encountered are all given their moments The next moment, Mayes ruminates on the vagaries of renovating a house in a foreign country this is what the book is ostensibly about , the reasons a person leaves their own homeland to find a home elsewhere, and the ways a person is changed by what they find in that elsewhere Is it cliche to say that I was changed by the experience of reading this, and that I am again, every time I revisit the book Too bad, then this book is on my top shelf I wish I could write like Frances Mayes. I didn t finish it And, frankly, that s not like me at all The book is well reviewed, and well written And yet, somehow, I just really didn t like it The author can truly write, and the topics were of great interest to me, but I felt the entire time like she was untouchable She was encased in her own experience and at no point did I feel welcomed or able to understand her Her life path never really found a commonality with my own, nor did she make me love her In the end, I did myself the favor of forgiving myself for not liking it and set it aside It just wasn t for me.